The Not a Nationstate of Not Germanee is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Not Otto von Bismark with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.518 billion Not Germans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Not Berlin. The average income tax rate is 16.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Not Germaneean economy, worth 220 trillion Cash-Moneys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 144,943 Cash-Moneys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, nobody is quite sure what the government's last policy decision was but fans are saying it'll make Not Germanee great again, the World Not a Nationstate Games have been won again by Not Germanee as no other country cares enough to compete, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Not Germanee's national animal is the Chainsaw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not Holy Roman Catholicism.

Not Germanee is ranked 41,242^nd in the world and 10^th in Benigtopia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.